- Some girl on that show “Girl Code” (via keyairuhhh)
I could have had the perfect body, but it was either that or bacon. I chose bacon.
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
and here i thought schools have stairs so you can throw other people down them..
both, both is good
Meg: What are you doing? Without your strength, you’ll be killed!
Hercules: There are worse things.
cigarettes are gross but pictures of boys smoking cigarettes are hot