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"Guys have needs that are based off of their egos. Girls have needs that are based off of their insecurities."

- Some girl on that show “Girl Code” (via keyairuhhh)

(Source: mtvgirlcode)

I could have had the perfect body, but it was either that or bacon. I chose bacon.

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hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

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danwasonfireonce:

amazingphanonfire:

darbyelisee:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

and here i thought schools have stairs so you can throw other people down them..

both, both is good

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Meg: What are you doing? Without your strength, you’ll be killed!
Hercules: There are worse things.

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romulusthread:

cigarettes are gross but pictures of boys smoking cigarettes are hot

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givemesloppyseconds:

Stefon showed us that we should never stop obsessing over our crushes because we will marry them